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Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
So in between the 4 seconds that I missed your call and managed to call ya back, you`ve fallen off the face of the earth?
When I see a cute couple making out I yell, ” I knew you’re seeing somebody else!” and run crying.
Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
If you’re that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
I`ll CUT you...!!!!!!!!...... A slice of pizza, cause I`m a sharer:)
*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things
I went to the Dr today with severe headaches .. he asked if I suffered from any memory loss. I said "How the F would I know?"