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Life is like chocolate...sometimes you gotta deal with nuts.
Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
Is it called NASCAR because that’s the way a hillbilly pronounces “nice car?”
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00
I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
It`s bad luck to be superstitious.
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.
You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.
Johnny : Pull my finger Tommy : No Johnny: "Come Bro Do IT!!" Tommy : fine ... Johnny : *SNEEZE IN THE FACE*
I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there`s no point in bothering with hash browns then.
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
I feel that being a smarta$$ is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.