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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Some days your the bug; some days your the windshield.
If you watch Intervention backwards, it`s about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
"Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won`t.
My dad`s TV volume is always set at "f*ck the neighbors".
I got BOMBED last night and decided to do my own taxes and guess what! I`m getting 4 million dollars back this year!
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
My friends had a surprise party for me last night, well I called it a surprise party they called it an intervention.
The "I got your nose" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she`ll call security.
My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last.
Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.
All of my plans for the future start out with “when I get rich”
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.