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I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon.... I think I am going to be pretty good at it.
"What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario
So far my bracket is perfect! I can`t wait to fill the rest of it in.
I had no plans on looking sexy today, but sh!t happens.
I hate when I’m alone in the dark and my brain says, “Hey, you know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Ghosts..”
"I’m not drunk!” is an argument only very drunk people think they can win
It`s amazing how important someone can make you feel with a smile, a kind word or the occasional stalking.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
Guy test! find the nearest guy by you and repeat to him the following slowly: Door knob, Titanic, Gluestick, Kiwi, Opra Winfey, Shovel, Boobs, Remote, Battery, Furby, Glowstick, Beer, & Xbox. NOW ask him what he remembers before "Boobs"
Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
I did all I can do. I can´t do no more
It`s amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.