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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
*Gets absolutely nothing done*… Welp time for a break.
i feel naked without my mobile !
Today’s Horoscope: You’re gullible
I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”
My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato.
A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame, go back to party, & place it on the mantel at the party.
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
How to Train Your Dragon offers no practical dragon training information. NONE. Zero stars.
Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.