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They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower....bastards
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. Iām really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven`t had the chance to think of first...
My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
We can`t cure cancer, diabetes or PMS, but we have 10 different pills to make a mans happy place bigger.
You can`t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
If you have trouble getting your children`s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn`t have couches at this Best Buy.
Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is just a lost guy with a flashlight.
Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don`t worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but Iām trying to be proactive.
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don`t know Netflix exists."