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That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing next to you right now, and you`d have no Idea...
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought "that`s a fair trade."
Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
Do angry people know about naps?
Microsoft Excel has got to be the worlds worst video game.
Black holes must be where God divided by zero.