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When you go to buy fire insurance for your house, don`t tell them you need it by a certain date.
Types of like on facebook: 1.Stalker like. 2.Crush like. 3.I wanna bang you like. 4.Agree like 5.Pity like.
Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it.
Why does the girl in the Wendy`s commercials have Ronald McDonalds hair?
The responsibility of taking out the trash should be left to the person who runs out of ways to fit more trash in the bag.
Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
I can`t wait for Taylor Swift to break up with a black guy, so she can write a rap album!
My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
lifes a laugh, start living it!
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...
Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.
Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook like some caveman.
going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug