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You make me want to be a better class of psycho.
Damn it. I missed the number of the day on Sesame Street and now I don`t know how many pills to take.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
Just finished my first book yesterday. 450 pages. Man, that was a lot of coloring...
The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you`re having a velociraptor.
You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
Ordering a water with lemon says “I’m too cheap to buy a drink, but I still like a little zing.”
McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Friday.
ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
Hell hath no fury like a hungry me.
I`m so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn`t think it would go THIS far..... sorry
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.