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Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don`t know what you`re missing.
I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" ... He in fact did.
Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
Getting drunk and listening to loud music solves 87% of all life`s problems
As I slowly ran my finger down her G string I thought to myself, this is a nice guitar.
Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail ... JK ...It was me.
There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus
My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.
Ask.com is useless............they have no idea where I put my car keys either
Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.