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I thought we had something. You met my family, made us dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
I decided I`m not doing the whole clock-back routine this year. If you need me, I`ll be in the frickin future.
if I was a bird, I know who I´d poop on first.
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I`m right.
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-ass".
So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
Sent an email to my Mom. Now I`m at her place showing her how to open it.
If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems.
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
Please be patient...I`m fcuking things up as fast as I can.
Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.