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You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
I wonder how many dads named their sons Luke just so they can say "Luke, I am your father."....
I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
Women`s magazines are so funny. 1: You`re beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days.
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be “doesn’t know how to follow directions.”
If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
My therapist says I should quit talking to myself.
The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday.
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
If there is anything I learned from 80`s movies it`s that I`m the best around, and nothing is ever gonna keep me down
Well h€ll, I was going to post a status about my p€cker, but it was too long.
Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
Apparently people don`t like it when you lick your thumb and wipe all that black dirt off their forehead.
I just bought a house, car and a boat with no payments until 2013. Those f`ing Mayans better be right…