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I would order delivery more often, but I just can`t stand lowering the drawbridge.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
I`d rather spend 5 minutes reorganizing the dishwasher, than spend the 10 seconds it takes to wash the dish that doesn`t fit.
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800`s isn`t a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
If you`re married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
WTF, I feel like I pay these bills every month.
When people tell me that I’ve changed, I want to shake them and tell them: “And so should you!”
When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver.
Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
The reason swans mate for life is because they don`t talk.
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis