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Pizza: nah, Sex: eh, Drinking: no thanks, It`s so hard thinking of what to give up for Lent...
Light travels faster than sound.. That is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
Is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep?
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
why me is me ?
Yes I admit I am a freak. Now, grab some whip cream, some feathers, handcuffs, blindfold, a whip and follow me into the kitchen.
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
Dwjxdjdhjfrjfjhrha! Sorry--you will get a more coherent status update AFTER I`ve had my coffee!
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!
Never hire an Electrician with no eyebrows
Proposing to a woman isn`t like choosing a life-long business partner. It`s more like hiring your own boss.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
Well another funny thing about this status is, by the time your done reading this, you realize it talks about absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time. Welcome to Facebook.