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Do you ever think that if it weren`t for someone smoking Marijuana they might of killed you already. . .
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
Not all country music is terrible. If you can get past the lyrics about trucks, mud, farms and cows... It`s actually not too bad.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
Somewhere in America, a woman has a baby every 47 minutes. We`ve got to find this woman and stop her!
"I`m glad the weekends over" -Nobody ever
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
I was admiring my six pack in the mirror for two hours,then it got cold and I put it in the fridge
Today I caught myself smiling ... I was thinking of you ... Don´t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
I stopped watching the History Channel because it`s so outdated.
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
You`re right, vodka. This is the perfect time to use a hammer.
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she`s overdue?
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.