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I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
Okay, I can`t take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon ....I think I`m gonna be pretty good at it.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
Sometimes I feel happy, but then the Oreos run out.
I think I`m going to run for political office, so people can dig up dirt on me. I have been wanting to piece together my twenties.
You can not force anyone to love you ... The best you can do is stalk them and hope they give in :)
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.