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The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
I miss that feeling you`d get at the video store when you discovered the movie you wanted to rent was available.
Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
LSD makes users lose weight` That makes sense, it`s kinda hard to get to the fridge when there`s a dragon guarding it.
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending Iām not excited.
Even if you don`t pay, they`ll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
Tequila is Spanish for Iām open to waking up anywhere.
The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"