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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
The boss keeps talking about a company 401k ... I don`t think I can run that far
Is "blowjob" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards. -Bfanch
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
I don’t cut in front of people whenever I’m waiting in long line, that’s rude. I just start dancing & grinding on them until they get all weirded out & leave. Works every time.
Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
I`m great in bed....i can sleep for days.
The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
Wouldn`t it be great to revive the old "Mutual Of Omaha`s Wild Kingdom" show, but with a new setting? Like a WalMart Store in Kentucky?
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
Behind that fat girl is a beautiful woman...No seriously, she`s in the way.
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
Didn`t think my day could get any better but my robe has pockets so boom, there you go.
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.