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And then her mood ring just...exploded
If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it`s doubtful you`d advise me to be "on it".
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
I drank an energy drink so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off a tree
2017 didn`t need that extra hour back.
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
I hate when someone has a loud conversation on their cell phone and then gives me dirty looks for jotting down everything they say.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
It’s the people that DON`T talk to themselves that are the crazy ones. At least that’s what I tell myself.
Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
If I were the guy who made the Where`s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn`t there
Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels