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I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
When I buy a horse, I`ll call it `MY FACE`..imagine all the ladies screaming `come on my face`
Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
Apparently, you can only say "Look at you! You got so big!" to kids. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. Who knew?
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
Some days, I think that Dexter dude has the right idea.
Today`s Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
Ohh sh!t, my b!tch button is stuck.
I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same
I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
My Retirement Plan hinges on having at least one successful kid.
My sleep number is 24. That`s a case of beer and I sleep like a baby.
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.