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Love is when the guy who stocks the liquor knows your name.
People don`t want the ugly truth, they would prefer a beautiful lie.
All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I`m gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where the f*ck is my remote?" and it would be like, "It`s under the couch dumbass."
Make Tomorrow More Fun: Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold
According to this bathroom stall,,, my ex changed her number again.
If at first you don´t succeed ..... buy her another drink
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven`t paid for a ticket from entering the game!