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I spend most of my money on beer and cigarettes.. The rest I just waste.
Fun Fact: if you took the skin of an average person and laid it out flat,you would have enough for a serious criminal conviction :)
Pumpkin for sale. Slightly used
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
To be fair, if I had a friend who could turn water into wine - I’d worship him too.
Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You`re welcome.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
I’ve been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
Nothing is truly lost until your mom can`t find it.