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It doesn`t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. There`s clearly room for more Alcohol
The downside to posting jokes all the time is that if I posted "Help, I am in an Iranian prison" everyone would be like "haha good one"
It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
This Crazy Weather Makes Me Want To Masturbate Furiously!!!
Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
My mind says diet, but my stomach is all SHUT UP BITCH.
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
People who don`t understand sarcasm are awesome.
How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
This hot fudge sundae hasn`t killed me so it must be making me stronger.
My new dating profile just says "I`m tired of masturbating."
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.