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So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
It`s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He`s going to pay for that later.
How did Mexico keep enough people from crossing the border to field a full soccer team?
We should start seeing Valentine`s Day crap in the stores any minute now.
By thigh gap you mean the distance between the KFC and my mouth right.
I tried counting sheep to get to sleep, but one was missing and now I’m gonna be up all night worrying.
are you free tomorrow ?! no I am f**king expensive !!
"Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don`t drink "You wanna be cool don`t you?" I don`t drink "C`mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop
FYI: I`m never gonna tell the person I`m meeting up with that you said hi.
Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I`m eating.