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I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them.....
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.
So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
For Display Only` signs on the toilets at Home Depot. Sorry guys my bad. ;)
The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes
Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
If a man says you`re ugly, he`s being mean. If a woman says you`re ugly, she`s jealous. If a little kid says you`re ugly, then you`re ugly.
You seem to have a good grip on reality. You`re new here, aren`t you?
Saw a chameleon today, so I`m assuming it wasn`t a very good one.
Every so often you come across a person who always smiles no matter what, that person is the reason why random bitch slaps should be a thing
STD`s aren`t like pokémon, your not suppose to catch`em all!