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So I´ve narrowed it down and I´m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
Well bugger... Just realised the plant ive been watering for 2 years is fake.
Of course you don’t think you’re ignorant! That’s the definition of ignorance!
Is somebody not editing what I´m saying here???
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Sorry I didn`t answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth
Time is precious ... waste it wisely!
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
why were you in my dreams again? i`m starting to think you`re stalking me.
I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can`t have both.
Buys Mega-Millions ticket. Has a better chance of being hit by lightning in a cave.
Self checkout must have been invented by a guy who had to buy tampons.