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They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
Sometimes after a nap, I like to take another nap.
When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run if they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they`re dead
Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
Would people still go to the gym if Instagram didn`t exist?
Depression is wanting to lay down and realizing that you are already laying down.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I`ve been sober 136 days. Not in a row, but still...
Redneck`s famous last words: "Is that enough duck tape?"
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iām doing.
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