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It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
Gym Update: Not there.
It`s crazy that your brain can calculate where to put your hand to catch a 98 mph fastball... But won`t keep your mouth shut when a woman is angry
I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him.
Iām sad when my food is over.
*Spoiler Alert*--- Siamese cats are just one cat ... not two cats in one.
Just watched The Grey. The wolves left half the Mexican .. to spicy??
The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all "yo gurt!" .. funny? no? Ok (._.)
I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.
Beach people are fickle. One minute you`re the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they`re terrified of the Lord of Seagulls.
Thought I saw a kangaroo today but turned out to be a greyhound having a dump !
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm