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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
I typed bitch into my GPS and guess what? I`m in your drive way. Vroom, vroom mother f*%ker.
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between because you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.
thinking men should come with a carfax....
Why haven’t we just found someone ballsy enough to dress up as Mrs Bigfoot and catch him already?
Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.
Is professional lollygagger an actual job yet?
I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it.
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...
*Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves.