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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
I wish I could talk to donkeys so I could be known as the ass whisperer.
Ever have to poop and your abdominals start to relax just as you near the toilet, and then you notice that `Out of Order` sign or the empty toilet paper dispenser?
It takes balls to be a man.
Plastic Surgery is Photoshop for people who go outside.
Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married, right?
Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
Whenever I see a happy couple.... smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love..... I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.
For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want!
Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding.