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It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
For all those girls that say `all guys are the same` ... Who told you to try them all? Hoe.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
If you love something set it on fire, if it... no wait, is that right? sh!t! Be right back...
This is bullshit. It`s like the cops don`t even know that the speed limit is different when you`re listening to AC/DC.
Give a man a fish and chances are you won`t be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.
Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
Nothing is more heartbreaking than unappreciated sarcasm!
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful.
Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han