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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Hey dude who flipped me off in the Subway parking lot for honking at you, you left your dinner on top of your car.
Bitches be trippin..... ok, maybe I pushed that one.
If you love something set it on fire, if it... no wait, is that right? sh!t! Be right back...
So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
Now that Microsoft`s Steve Ballmer has bought the Clippers, I wonder if he will release a new version every few years that we all hate.
My phone is covered in cupcake frosting and dried ice cream, in case you were wondering how my life is going.
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
No way Iām the only one who crosses their fingers, closes their eyes & holds their breath when checking their account balance.
It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
Like if you remember the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape ...
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
It`s damn funny when a wife think`s she`s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days..
You know a guy likes you when his pants give you a thumbs up ;)
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.