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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
BEST PICK UP LINE: You would probably sleep better tonight if we had sex.
Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears.
Bigger isn`t always better. Thighs, for example.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
More tattoo artists really just need to say "No, I`m not doing that."
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
I spend more time looking in the fridge than I actually do eating.
That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends.
I`m back in the HR office today. In my defense my coworker very plainly said "stick a fork in me, I`m done"
I feel like I`ve passed my "Best If Used By date."
My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
I`m going to stop off at the fabric store before my next status to get some new material!