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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
If you see me talking to myself don`t be alarmed. I`m getting expert advice.
Lots of people waiting in lines today. Did a new iPhone just come out?
Please do not read this.
Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth`s equator, most of them would drown.
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them...
If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can`t have a headache and sex at the same time?
Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can "skip ad" last 30 seconds?
99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
I like my coffee like I like my men: caffeinated, made of beans, muscular, tousled hair, you know what, I don`t really know how to do this..
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....