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Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
Never judge a man ’till you’ve driven a mile with his wife.
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
Yeah he`s still bugging me...he thinks Harass is two words.
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: ‘last warning, you have a week to get the money together.’
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone’s ok with that.
Apparently there is no age limit on ignorance.
Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
I`m saving all my good posts for when I can think of some.
I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home.
It’s a status….not your diary…