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Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
In a weird twist,,, The longer I stay at home,,, The more homeless I look.
I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday
Forecast for tonight: Dark.
Every woman needs a shoulder to cry on, a shoulder to lean on and a shoulder to hold her bra strap on!!!
Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone.
Iām in no shape to exercise.
Started working on my taxes today and learned why the form is called 1040. For every $50 I make, I get $10 and the gov`t gets $40...
Sometimes you just have to logout...
My favorite sex position is, "don`t tell anyone we did this".