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I joined weight watchers last month, so far I lost 38 dollars...
"They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
I won the Twister contest hands-down.
If you were a Pokemon, I`d choose you.
If your boyfriend answers your text while playing GTA, he doesn`t love you. He just died on the game.
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn`t believe in reincarnation either".
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park