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Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
If you’re getting dirty looks because your baby is crying loudly on a plane, start crying even louder and everyone will avoid eye contact
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
"I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald`s application
Nothing gets me motivated for 10-15 seconds like a good inspirational quote.
Remember…it’s only embarrassing if you care what people think.
Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders... * How I learned this rule is not important.
I didn’t scream out someone else’s name during sex. I was thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant…
Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
Would people still go to the gym if Instagram didn`t exist?
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.