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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
The average person farts 14 times a day. Finally, I`m above average at something!
My New Years resolution is always don’t die. So far so good.
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
So if a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should we trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
Why get married when you can just drive into oncoming traffic?
Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
The guy behind me honked a nanosecond after the light turned green. So I put on my flashers and here I sit, tweeting about the whole thing
I like confusing kids by telling them I`m older than the internet
For my next trick, I’ll turn this 12 pack of beer into drunk dialing/texting.
I`m not saying my wife`s voice is annoying, but right now I`m really jealous of deaf people.
Bring a side? Like, of alcohol?
Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.