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I purchased my own Taser off the internet the other day. In a totally unconnected incident, I´ve got to buy a cat to replace the neighbors one this afternoon.
I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn`t think.
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there.
I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it’s AM. Google thinks I’ve got my life together.
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
Some people should use a glue stick for lip balm
Helping my kid study for her geology exam, and apparently `hard` `classic` and `punk` are not the 3 different types of rock.
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
Man cannot live on bread alone ... hence beer and stuff.
What are the words I`m looking for? Oh yeah...Eat sh!t and die.
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me