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Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car that says "I know what you did".
"Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" -- Girlfriends in the 17th century probably
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
There is really no way of knowing how many chameleons are in the room right now.
House cleaning would go a lot faster if the spray bottles made laser gun sounds
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We`ll see about that.
Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the sh!t out of the world & pretend I`m making everyone really dizzy.
Spiderman`s Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
I recently jumped on the back of my psychologist and started counting...1...2...3 and he was so suprised asking me what I was doing and I answered offendedly: "Well you`re the one who said I could always count on you !"
At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
I`m a compulsive liar. Every thing I say is a lie. And that`s the truth.
The man who created the Thesaurus has died. He`ll be fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled and recollected.