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It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
I should probably be in a relationship just for the supervision.
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
I have a kid in Africa I inoculate, feed, clothe and send to school for only $1 day. It cost a lot to send him over there though.
I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
Mustaches: 1. Like them or not? 2. Should you refuse to go out on a date with someone just because she has one?
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
I see you’re playing stupid. Looks like you’re winning too.
Ladies, wonder if he`s busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment?
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.