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Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have switched to mint Oreos.
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn`t believe me.
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Men think they have it bad, but they`re not the ones having to hold their boobs when they run.
"This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
Uses for the plastic ruler..... 5% to draw stright lines 95 % to hit people.
One of my best talents is pretending to like people. Unfortunately, I only show it when no one`s around.
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
Obviously the movie "the good wife" is not based on a true story. It`s fiction people.
Who wants to go Smart Car Tipping?