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Flat screens are nice and all, but they`ll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
So many idiots, so few nuclear warheads....
I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
I`d like to eat healthy, but we all know what happened that time Eve ate an apple. Best not to risk it.
they say money cant buy you happiness but id much rather be crying in a fararri...
Cars should come with two horns: one that’s like “Hey guys!” & another that’s like “I will end you!”
It`s so frustrating when your hitman doesn`t answer the phone after you`ve made amends with someone
If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends....
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Sometimes I wonder if the kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.