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Why don`t prison inmates just use liquid soap?
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
It’s a little sad that today’s youth don’t get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
If you people knew how expensive, time consuming and hard this stalking stuff is you wouldn`t freak out every time you see me in your bushes.....geesh
I have a PHD (Pretty Huge d*ck)
I did all I can do. I can´t do no more
This healthy diet thing is dangerous. I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.
You can not force anyone to love you ... The best you can do is stalk them and hope they give in :)
I’m over the 30-day ab challenge ... Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
Doing donuts in the parking lot sounds fun. Eating donuts in the parking lot sounds better.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.