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If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate, it is not me. I believe I`ve been hacked.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Maybe Oscar wouldn`t have been so grouchy if the people on Sesame Street cared about the fact that he`s homeless
The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That`s yours now."
Sometimes when someone appears to be hailing a cab, I go up and high five their hand because you can never be too sure.
I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard.
Actually according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution…
If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
I like to refer to myself as a "Second-hand Vegetarian". Animals eat grass. I eat animals.
who`s smart idea wus it to name a monkey Donkey Kong??