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Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
Your family tree must look like a cactus........everybody on it is a pr!ck
Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
You’re not an easy person to like….I like that about you.
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
Last night I was drunk and asked a cat if it could talk. It said, “Me? How?”
Siblings – the only people who will pick on you and then kick the a$$es of anyone else who does it.
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I`m behind you 100%
wife: It`s ruining date night me: It`s ruining date night because you`re letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: Just drop me off on the corner
I bet every guy would be faithful if God took an inch off his d!ck every time he cheated...
I can`t relate to people who "forget to eat"
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
People that do stuff- what’s your secret?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.