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Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
I find it ironic that it takes 12 steps to get a beer out of my fridge.
After 20 yrs of marriage, my best move is to clean something unexpectedly.
Here`s how I gained 27lbs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying.
Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
lifes like a box of chocolates, never know whatcha gonna get (:
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.
I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullsh!t tolerance.
Even if women came with an instructions manual men still wouldn`t read it.
I never let anyone see me eat junk food. Not because I`m afraid they will judge me. I just don`t want to share.
It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
I went frisbee golfing today. I didn`t get an ace, but I did hit a guy and that was just as satisfying.