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I support recycling, I wore this shirt yesterday.
Some of the best decisions I’ve ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send.
It`s actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day.
Whenever I pick my Grandma up from the airport, I leave my left blinker on during the entire drive so she feels more comfortable.
I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.
I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I`ll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony.
Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
Girl rule. A girl will only compliment another girl that is uglier than they are.
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Wal-Mart
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.
I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "THERES ONE." -same guy, you`re british.
Tieam... problem solved
What do I look for in a girl? Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.