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Alcohol. Because who really wants to remember last night?
stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
And now it`s too hot outside to take down the Christmas lights
It`s almost 2014, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something extreme or stupid.
What`s the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can`t run around so much?
Make librarians cry by calling it a Book Museum while taking pictures with your iPad.
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
You ever want to just grab someone and say, WTF is wrong with you?
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
Porn can be so misleading. I quit my pizza delivery job after two days.
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?